Who are these counterfeits people??

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So today I talked to my friend......it was nice having a good, long chat with him after such a long time. He learnt a new word today, which he shared with me and the word was counterfeits. Isn't it nice of him sharing new words he learn with me? You must be thinking that I am an idiot if I think him sharing the word 'counterfeits' with me is nice because it means fake. But, nah dear...it is our tradition to share every new word we learn with each other, even when we think the other one knew it already(P.S. we aren't study freaks, but we also don't want to marked as dumb freaks).

Anyway, so he said he gonna use this word in his Insta bio as- "Counterfeits people stay away". I supported him..but after that I thought that- "Is posting 'Fake people stay away' or 'Hatters stay away' really helpful?"

Think about it...if you made a new account and write 'No fake account allowed' or 'Only for known' then do you really think that you will get no friend request from a fake id or no message from an unknown person?? 

Obviously, you will get them. And there are large chances that you will get more of them as compare to earlier, when you haven't write such a thing. But why?

 Don't people understand normal language? 

Actually honey, the reason you are getting them more now is because people understand them!!

Confused? 

Okay, lemme be more clear.

But first, who are these people??

 Mainly, these are counterfeit people...they can be your haters or some random person who is bored out of his/her mind during the lockdown. 

If the person is a random one then maybe he or she will step back after a couple of days of annoying you...(if he/she is not a serious psycho....but he/she is..then..god bless ya dear..you are really in a serious shitty mess).

But, if the case is not that, if the counterfeit person is one of your hater then first thing you need to know is that you know him/her, you meet everyday or in a regular basis, you greet each other, you are almost like friends. But, wait! "Why would someone who is like my friend will do such a thing!?"

Are you thinking this?

If you are nodding then lemme give the answer to you. To answer your why..you need to think like a hater. Haters have a different kind of mind. Imagine you are teasing your friend and enjoying it and suddenly she/he start screaming at you! You will feel like 'What on Earth!? I was just playing with ya,duh!...Did I crossed the limit?'. And you will say something like, "Dude, I was just teasing ya...sorry, if I crossed the limit.."

Right?

Now, let's see what happens in case of haters....when a hater is teasing you....ohh..sorry...haters don't tease...they provoke! (Note that..it's a character which is used to differentiate between hater and friend). So, if a hater is trying to provoke you and suddenly you started screaming at them..annoyed...then their inner thought will be like..."Ohh...yeahhh!! First goal achieved!!!" And their outer one will be like....something to provoke you....

Haters are of different types...some will provoke you and push your buttons damn hard. But some will provoke you and then calmed you so that they can provoke you again somewhere else.

So, you see! Some haters try to be your friend or act like they are your friends....but they are not oxygen tank standing with you, but liver fluke sticking to your ass(another character which is used to differentiate between a friend and hater).

So, now we know what is inside a hater's mind and we know that counterfeit is an another word for a hater. But, the thing is how to deal with one??

Imagine that you life is a desk and you knit a rag with all your positive thoughts to clean all the dust A.K.A. counterfeit out of your life. Will you be able to clean the desk so that there will not a be even a single dust particle left? Obviously, you won't be able to! So,what will you do now? Get help from  a cleaner...thinking maybe a strong, furniture friendly chemical will help you to clean the desk thoroughly. Let's imagine that you clean the desk with the help of a cleaner and there is not even a single particle on the dust right now. Congratulations!! Your desk A.K.A. your life is finally out of danger or should I say from the grip of counterfeit people and-HEY! WHAT IS THAT!?? IS IT A DUST PARTICLE I SEE ON YOUR DESK??

"OH MY!! They are so stubborn!!" and with this thought you pick your rag again and clean the stubborn dust out and notice that their is dust at other side of desk too again...so you clean it again. Now the situation is that that wherever you look at your desk you see some dust particles...so you keep on standing there with the rag in your one hand and bottle of cleaner at other and spray and clean, spray and clean, spray and clean and repeat.

Now, after some hours of cleaning, your legs are shaking but it is worth it as your desk is shining like crazy. Finally! 

So now tired and all you knell to take your stool out of under your desk and OHHH M-MIYA!! SO MUCH DIRT!! You were so engage at cleaning the top of your desk that you forget about the lower part and it is now covered with dust. You try to clean it with the little energy yo have but fail badly and lose it and start crying and the termite AKA boss of haters find it the right time and attack your desk and DESTROY IT!!

BOO-HU! What a sad story man...I  pity for you-but do you know why it happened at the first place?? 

Any guess??

Okay, I will tell ya...It happened because you give too much attention to your haters. 

What you do when you feel down? You eat your favorite food or listen to your favorite song or read your favorite book or watch your favorite show. Right? Now, what about haters? What do they do when they feel down? They look for attention. 

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And honey once you give them attention...tsk-tsk...you see na what happened to your desk..

So, don't give them attention...your tongue or hand must itch sometimes to teach them a lesson or slap them hard. But, honey if you master the art of not giving an eff to them, then you will rock. I know it's hard but c'est la vie, means such is life (Yup, I am learning French😸).

Written by Kritika.